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June 19, 2012
Ever hear of the Seattle Seven? I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter. That guy treats objects like women, man. I know my rights. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man. Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties. If I can find your money, man— what’s in it for the Dude? Do you have any kalhua?
I’m unemployed. Ahh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Jeez. I miss vinyl. Can we just rent it from you? Walter, you can’t do that. These guys’re like me, they’re pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. Jesus, man, can you change the station? Would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course.
I’m not Mr. Lebowski; you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. 1972 Pontiac LeBaron. The nail polish, Walter. I—the royal we, man, you know, the editorial. Another Caucasian, Gary. Huh? Oh. Yeah. Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh… my briefcase. I, uh… money, yeah, I gotta respectfully, 69 you know, tender my resignation on that matter, ’cause it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.
You know, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. They’re nihilists. Obviously you’re not a golfer. It’s a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Walter, this isn’t a First Amendment thing. When will you find these guys? I mean, do you have any promising leads? Yeah man, it really tied the room together. It’s a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins. Lotta outs. And a lotta strands to keep in my head, man.
No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know, this aggression will not stand, man. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing. Yeah well, that’s just, ya know, like, your opinion, man. I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug. Yeah. Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound Tour.