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MKB. I like that.
Kind of like MLK, but more of a uniter.
Grannyrett, I asked, and my good Penis said you can have one of his horse laxatives.
If I know you, only take two ... :)
50cal ... how many do you intend to use?
50 cal. - you make me laugh.
Some old fart with a gun in his lap popping antelope as they graze by Cedar Mountain.
You'd need all .50 calibers to deal with me, grandpa. :)
Those fumes must be blowing in your direction.
I was actually the first person to be "banished" from the entire Yampa Valley for associating trailer parks with meth labs..
Maybe you'll remember it as well as I.
I'll never forget when they put a bucket on my head, put me on the south end of a northbound horse and slapped old Penis on the rear.
As I rode Penis through the night, wondering if I would ever be accepted anywhere (much less, my beloved Craig) it finally dawned on me.
I'm not gay, even if certain Craigites wanted me to ride Penis for the rest of my life.
I'll be at the O.P. at noon today signing copies of my new book, "The night they drove old Penis out of Craig."
I'll be the one with the bucket on my head.
Because there's a penis in the Craig Daily Press.
Not just one, but a whole sack of them.
Again, I love Craigites ... lots of good people here.
Not sure how I am spreading hatred, but would love to hear your theories.
Sorry, bloomin' grannypanties.
Not at my Lone Tree house today - up here in the sticks with you (well, not you) but up here in the sticks at my other house (like yours in Arkansas).
But when I say house, I mean something you can't take the wheels off of.
And the internet service is always good in this hood.
Well, well, well ...
A penis in the Craig Daily Mess.
Where do you come up with these topical, cute, G-rated columns?
The meth fumes must have been enveloping the trailer park that day.
It's almost Friday!!!!!!!!!!!
If my dog is missing for 15 minutes ... I go look for it.
Those poor, poor children,
One week, they are on a leash chasing deer, the next week, they attempt to escape the trailer park and are apprehended.
"Dear mom, I am very, very, very sorry for what do happened today. I promise it will never happen again. I love you mom, Love Katie."
"What do happened today." I think there should be a (sic) next to that if that's how it was spelt (sic).
I guess the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree.
Wake-and-bake folks! It's chilly out there.
Haha :) ... it's almost Friday and I can hardly wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks everyone for your input.
You're right. My life has been wasted by the evil weed. I don't know where I am or what's going on most of the time.
I tried to vote, but I was too stoned and ended up in Maybell looking for friends.
I didn't find any.
Just like my new neighbors in Craig.
I love it here and will never leave.
I may change my name to Mathers Mathers ... or you can just call me M&M.
I am your newest, bestest neighbor, and I'm here to stay!!!
I will root out all of the ignorance in Craig, change the public perception of us Craigites, and encourage others to come see our ... um, ... ah .... oh let's see, oh - wait. Um, I'd say Steamboat, but we don't like them (I'd like to give them to Kansas).
They can come see ... um ... a power plant and a coal mine!
How do I run for Chamber Director?
P.S. After receiving advice from Mr. Germond, I went to the doctor and they put me on Zoloft and Xanax. I told the doctor what Mr. Germond said, and he just laughed and laughed and laughed.
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