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I got crabby from grannyrett ... I mean, crabs.
Oh yeah, Jesus.
I figured he'd pop up in the letter somewhere.
Good dude, but no more the son of God than you or I.
Cause you know, if you're not from Craig, you're not one of grannyfanny's us's.
Didn't that mule deer have a noodle in his penis?
There are a lot of lovely people in Craig.
Just watch out for the 'ites who resist change for the better.
And as for safe, don' tell that to Cynthia Hankins.
She dead, you know.
Go get 'em.
Wait a second!
So what's his status? Why hasn't he contacted the school? Is he having emotional issues?
Is he hospitalized? Is he in the Freedom Cage?
Do some digging John and get us the real story.
Nimrod said it best ... a year's a lifetime in Craig.
Or, as they say in Steamboat - 42 miles - and a world away.
Oh, and watch out for that grannyrett character. She thinks she has some sort of clout in Matherville because she shot out a few Craigites that never left town.
Best of luck to you - but watch out for those 'ites who resist change.
Is it Friday yet??????????
Now, don't forget to eat your puddin'.
I can feel the heavy rustling - and smell the bad breath - of the Mathers' clan.
There must be a west wind coming in from The Mountain.
Off to volunteer at the nursing home ... it's meds night.
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