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misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

There are a lot of lovely people in Craig.
Good people.

Just watch out for the 'ites who resist change for the better.

And as for safe, don' tell that to Cynthia Hankins.

She dead, you know.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Thanks JV.
Go get 'em.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Wait a second!

So what's his status? Why hasn't he contacted the school? Is he having emotional issues?
Is he hospitalized? Is he in the Freedom Cage?

Do some digging John and get us the real story.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Nimrod said it best … a year's a lifetime in Craig.
Or, as they say in Steamboat - 42 miles - and a world away.

Oh, and watch out for that grannyrett character. She thinks she has some sort of clout in Matherville because she shot out a few Craigites that never left town.

Best of luck to you - but watch out for those 'ites who resist change.

Peace

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Is it Friday yet??????????

Now, don't forget to eat your puddin'.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

I can feel the heavy rustling - and smell the bad breath - of the Mathers' clan.

There must be a west wind coming in from The Mountain.

Off to volunteer at the nursing home … it's meds night.

Goodbye friends

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

MKB. I like that.

Kind of like MLK, but more of a uniter.

Grannyrett, I asked, and my good Penis said you can have one of his horse laxatives.
If I know you, only take two … :)

50cal … how many do you intend to use?

Penis.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

50 cal. - you make me laugh.

Some old fart with a gun in his lap popping antelope as they graze by Cedar Mountain.

You'd need all .50 calibers to deal with me, grandpa. :)
Those fumes must be blowing in your direction.

I was actually the first person to be “banished” from the entire Yampa Valley for associating trailer parks with meth labs..

Maybe you'll remember it as well as I.

I'll never forget when they put a bucket on my head, put me on the south end of a northbound horse and slapped old Penis on the rear.

As I rode Penis through the night, wondering if I would ever be accepted anywhere (much less, my beloved Craig) it finally dawned on me.

I'm not gay, even if certain Craigites wanted me to ride Penis for the rest of my life.

I'll be at the O.P. at noon today signing copies of my new book, “The night they drove old Penis out of Craig.”

I'll be the one with the bucket on my head.

Peace.
Love.
Dope.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Because there's a penis in the Craig Daily Press.
Not just one, but a whole sack of them.

Again, I love Craigites … lots of good people here.

Not sure how I am spreading hatred, but would love to hear your theories.

Penis.

misterkindbuds (Anonymous) says…

Sorry, bloomin' grannypanties.

Penis.

Not at my Lone Tree house today - up here in the sticks with you (well, not you) but up here in the sticks at my other house (like yours in Arkansas).

Penis.

But when I say house, I mean something you can't take the wheels off of.

Penis.

And the internet service is always good in this hood.

Penis.

Goodbye.

Penis.