Horoscope for April 18, 2009

ARIES (March 21-April 19) - Gratifying material urges could quickly knock your budget for a loop, so it's important to get a hold of yourself and exercise self-discipline in your spending habits.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) - Your friends or colleagues will not appreciate your bragging about unaccomplished feats. It'll only make you look like foolish, so act first and let your deeds speak for themselves.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) - It's foolish to try to be knowledgeable about a subject that you know little or nothing about. There will be someone around to call your bluff and prove that you are a phony.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) - Sadly, you could encounter someone who judges people by what they have and not by who they are. Don't give this person any information that would feed his or her ridiculous standards.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - It's not likely to be something big that will tarnish your image but a small, thoughtless comment instead. Watch what you say, even when telling a joke.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Any criticism you make about a co-worker, even if well founded, will be distorted and carried further than intended. If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Don't pass on any unproven tips on ways to make money unless you are certain they will work. Losers who heed your advice will hold you accountable.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) - A promise that is easy to make could turn out to be quite difficult to keep later on. Bear this in mind before making a serious commitment.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) - Even when it comes to friends you often visit, be sure to call first. There's a strong chance they will be busy and won't want to be disrupted.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - It's one of those days when mindlessly buying lots of little goodies could add up to a tidy sum, so unless you can afford it, carefully watch your spending habits.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) - You should be able to manage huge problems with relative ease, yet it will be those little impositions that could put you in a tizzy. Keep everything in proper perspective.

PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) - Usually, your hunches prove to be right on the money. However, the signals you're getting might be impaired and point you in the wrong direction. Be careful.

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