It's hard to imagine anyone in Colorado touting rookie Gov. Bill Ritter as vice presidential timber. Yet 2,000 miles away, locked in the surrealism of the Beltway, Washington Post columnist Michael Gerson has done just that.
Oblivious to Ritter's indecisiveness on fulfilling major campaign promises, Gerson thinks Ritter stands out because he is "authentically pro-life."
Perhaps Gerson's evangelical background inspired him to search for a pro-life running mate for Barack Obama, whose callous record includes a vote to deny protection to infants who are born alive after a failed abortion.
However, in his search for a principled, pro-life Democrat - much less someone competent to be one heartbeat away from the Oval Office - Gerson badly missed the target.
Ritter has done nothing noteworthy in 17 months as governor - except, apparently, to double-cross Denver Post publisher Dean Singleton, thereby drawing a rare front-page editorial rebuke.
Colorado pollster and former state Democrat chairman Floyd Ciruli recently observed in the Rocky Mountain News that Ritter's approval rating lags 19 points behind another western Democrat, Montana's Brian Schweitzer and detailed Ritter's missteps, quagmires and controversies.
Five minutes on a search engine would produce sufficient evidence of Ritter ineffectiveness. Five minutes more would reveal that Ritter's pro-life authenticity is a self-made myth that foreshadowed the much broader indecisiveness that haunts him as governor.
In a fawning 2006 election profile, the Post detailed candidate Ritter's meeting with "50 women supporting abortion rights." Reporter Miles Moffeit then extols Ritter's supposed courage: "But he never budged on his position."
"It wouldn't have been authentic," Ritter righteously proclaimed.
Most people who ponder the abortion issue eventually reach a conclusion based on a fundamental belief: Either the unborn child's humanity entitles him or her to certain legal presumptions that preclude or mitigate against abortion, or the unborn child is not fully considered a person and isn't entitled to legal protection before birth.
It is logically indefensible to simultaneously acknowledge to the sanctity of unborn life but refuse to expend political capital in its defense.
Yet, that is precisely what Ritter has done - all the while saying he is "personally opposed to abortion." Ritter failed even the most simple pro-life test - opposing taxpayer funding of abortion - when he restored funding for Planned Parenthood, defying a state constitutional amendment that prohibits direct or indirect funding of abortions.
He signed a bill requiring Catholic hospitals to provide emergency contraceptives, trampling their conscientious objections. He said he will not seek to appoint judges who support the right to life and that he has no anti-abortion legislation on his agenda.
If Roe v. Wade is reversed while he is governor, Ritter makes it clear that he will veto a bill that is too restrictive - i.e., he would err on the side of allowing too many abortions rather than err on the side of saving too many lives.
Such abject servitude to political expediency would hardly be lauded as courageous or authentic if it guided policy on civil rights or the environment.
It is difficult to imagine an authentic reason for opposing abortion if not for the belief that it wrongfully takes a life. Once abortion is seen in those terms, it's even more difficult to imagine how a person of integrity could compromise it - even for the prize of becoming governor.
Yet, that seems the most plausible explanation for Bill Ritter's ascendancy.
Abortion supporters were plenty willing to cast their vote for a pro-life Democrat so long as they knew he didn't really mean it. Ritter has rewarded their faith. In 2008, Colorado NARAL scored 100 percent at the state legislature.
Once a politician trades for political gain what he knows to be right on an issue as fundamental as human life, it's hard to imagine anything he won't compromise. With no discernible core beliefs - except the desire to be governor - Ritter is understandably indecisive.
Given Gerson's conservative credentials, perhaps he was hoping to entice the Obama campaign into an embarrasing faux pas. Whatever the case, anyone who scratches beneath the surface quickly will realize that Colorado's governor has yet to measure up to his current job. A promotion is out of the question.
Mark Hillman served as Colorado Senate Majority Leader and State Treasurer. To read more or reply, go to www.MarkHillman.com.